We been’ Pissing out the best Skateboards since 2018
About Pissing Contest Skateboards
This company is taking the Canadian skate scene by storm, because nothing says “we’re the best” quite like a name that suggests you’re measuring your success by bladder capacity. Forget about subtlety, our riders have unleashed a flood of steeze, making the competition piss their pants with envy. So if you’re looking for a company that knows how to dominate, and win the ultimate game of “who can make the most people puke beer out thier nose, ‘Pissing Contest’ is your golden ticket to cringe-worthy glory. Grab your SK8 and let’s see who can PISS… I mean, ride the furthest!
Who Are You & Why Are You Here?
Sell Me Some Shit
Quality Meets Attitude: We take skateboarding seriously, even if our name suggests otherwise. Our decks are crafted with precision and quality, ensuring that you’re not just ripping on a punchline, but a high-performance board that can take on the gnarliest of tricks.
Send the Shop Some Stuff
Supporting Canadian Skate Culture: By choosing Pissing Contest, you’re supporting the vibrant Canadian skateboarding scene. It’s all about keeping it local and helping the homegrown talents shine.
Stalking One of our Riders
Pro Rider Dream Team: When we say we’ve got the best pro riders in Canada, we mean it. These guys aren’t just good; they’re so good it’s painful. Buying their boards is like owning a piece of skateboarding history, if that history were written in Sharpie on your forehead.
Unapologetic Attitude
If you’re tired of the same old, bland, and politically correct culture, Pissing Contest is your antidote. We embrace our unapologetic, in-your-face attitude. If you’re looking for a company that’s not afraid to be a little irreverent, this is it.
